Midget Killing Cop on Parole!!!!
Oh yeah, thats right. You read that title right!!! Our last Tuesday night out, brought someone new into our lives. We were minding our own business at the Spur, just like any other time we're there. I was out doing my thing on the dance floor and Laura and Brenda were doing the usual sit in the corner at their table laughing at people. The dance ended and I headed back to where they were sitting and over saunters this guy. Never saw him there before. He comes over and tells us about how its his last night out, for come morning time, he going back to jail for a parole violation. Nice pick up line! Very unusual!! Not sure if its too successful for him, but it definately wasn't working on us!! He then starts questioning Laura and Brenda as to why that were just sitting there all night. Pretty funny conversation. Completely obvious by now that he was pretty wasted, but hilariously funny. He had all of us laughing for a while. He finally gets around to asking us if we wanted to know why he was on parole. If nothing else, we'd get another good laugh out of him, so we bit, asked him why...
He bent down really close to us....
Leans over and whispers...
I'm a midget killer.
And it then it donned on me, he could be telling the truth. See theres a Little guy that goes to the Spur, you can't miss him. He looks like a walking cowboy hat, on account of all you can see of him when hes walking around is his cowboy hat. I realized that the last couple of times that we were there, he hasn't been there. But there you go. Mystery solved!!!
And as if it wasn't bad enough, that he was a midget killer, he let the cat out of the bag. Told us it was a secret. If Word got out, it would jepordize his job. So of course we bit again and asked what his job was...his reply? "I'm a cop"
Needless to say it made for a very funny evening. After a while, his friend came over and retrieved him. Which was good, I'm pretty sure his drink was empty and it was clear he hadn't had enough to drink for the night!!!
The rest of the night was uneventful, but now i can proudly say that i have met a midget killing cop, can you????
He bent down really close to us....
Leans over and whispers...
I'm a midget killer.
And it then it donned on me, he could be telling the truth. See theres a Little guy that goes to the Spur, you can't miss him. He looks like a walking cowboy hat, on account of all you can see of him when hes walking around is his cowboy hat. I realized that the last couple of times that we were there, he hasn't been there. But there you go. Mystery solved!!!
And as if it wasn't bad enough, that he was a midget killer, he let the cat out of the bag. Told us it was a secret. If Word got out, it would jepordize his job. So of course we bit again and asked what his job was...his reply? "I'm a cop"
Needless to say it made for a very funny evening. After a while, his friend came over and retrieved him. Which was good, I'm pretty sure his drink was empty and it was clear he hadn't had enough to drink for the night!!!
The rest of the night was uneventful, but now i can proudly say that i have met a midget killing cop, can you????
2 comments:
That was a pretty awesome night..you left out one little detail though...someone smacking someone else butt...i won't say who....
Ode to the drunk guy!!!
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